Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker: One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
People miffed about the lack of Dr. Who in the...
yallarebrutalizingme: when anyone but beyonce sings a beyonce song:
thenewagecaveman: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS “Imma get ya bad guys” “TWERK TEAM”