July 2012
Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
People miffed about the lack of Dr. Who in the...
everyonelovesrobots:
yallarebrutalizingme:
when anyone but beyonce sings a beyonce song:
thenewagecaveman:
my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS
“Imma get ya bad guys”
“TWERK TEAM”
