May 2012
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
lambda-chops:
“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
heyitspj:
Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
“A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows wide open. Plenty of air is...”
– (via eletheowl)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
sebastianthedog:
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
places i have jerked off
1612th:
goofy’s playhouse at disneyland
only there
nowhere else
don’t ask questions
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure...”
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
