August 2011
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chloe-eolhc:
I love it when girls think they’re really individual because they own an xbox/ps3 and play video/computer games.
I wish you could get like, screw on tits. So when you feel like exercising or running down the stairs or not wear a bra you could screw on some small ones, but when you want a cleavage without minimal effort you could just get some big, perk ones that are bouncy. I get slightly manic about my tits, big tits get in the way of everything. Literally.
I am going to buy a ridiculous amount of nice underwear when this huge cheque clears. Yep.
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mistergookey asked: I definitely prefer the second one :)
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things i've been thinking about
synecdoche:
jay-z and beyonce icing cupcakes for their child’s bake sale
jay-z and beyonce having the awkward sex talk with their child
jay-z and beyonce pretending to enjoy their child’s violin recital
beyonce chaperoning a school trip to the bronx zoo
jay-z grilling his daughter’s high school prom date
jay-z’s son pointing out the “otis” video when he gets caught speeding
cool uncle...
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“I accept and I collect upon my body
The memories of your devotion.”
– Antony and the Johnsons, Fistful of Love (via woodenfloor-cellardoor)
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