May 2013
bad-dominicana:
i dont trust people who dont love booty.
i just dont.
rydek:
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
nobrainslob:
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
April 2013
craigpuckerup:
hey kids
reverse racism does not exist
if u hate white people then thats just racism
reverse sexism does not exist
if u hate men thats just sexism
thank
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