bad-dominicana: i dont trust people who dont love booty. i just dont.
rydek: R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
nobrainslob: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out ‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
craigpuckerup: hey kids reverse racism does not exist if u hate white people then thats just racism reverse sexism does not exist if u hate men thats just sexism thank